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A Conversation between my brother & I
Brother: Are you eating plain waffle cones?
Me: They're waffle bowls
Brother: Wow! I see loneliness and lots & lots of cats in your future
When people say that homosexuality is too hard for...
It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”
Reblog if you're embarrassed of your weight or how...
Zach : We aren't the biggest band in the world and we always say "Is anyone going to show up?"
Michael : I wouldn't say that. We are the biggest band in the world.
Cameron : We are the greatest band in the world!
gracehelsmall: i was so mad when i got to high school and it was nothing like this