
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

i posted this picture on facebook once and someone commented on it like “dude they look exactly the same” and i just UGH
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

this is one of my favorite things gah
i thought i was the only one who did this
My mom yells at me every time I do this, and then tells me the story of her friend from high school who was doing this and got his arm ripped off in a car accident.
So I just do it when my sister’s driving.









